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I'm Hannah and I'm just sort of really weird and awkward.

fauxreal:

are you fuckin kidding me

birdiekorine:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

i need these stat

birdiekorine:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

i need these stat

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

teenagelucifer:

here’s a picture of Calum hood wearing a pair of vans while holding a pair of the same exact vans.

teenagelucifer:

here’s a picture of Calum hood wearing a pair of vans while holding a pair of the same exact vans.

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

Id do some fucked up things for McDonald’s

alegbra:

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GIVE A 10 YEAR OLD YOUR KIK

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

thatsthat24:

lovejoyjohnlock:

motherfuckinoedipus:

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

he applied cookie clicker to real life

Living the dream, man.

Can I meet this kid?